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    Gelb-watch 2010

    Has he caught a monster yet? Not much left to the season!!

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    RE: Gelb-watch 2010

    Cool. A Gelb-watch.

    I saw Tom last week and he hadn't boated anything noteworthy (for him) as of then, and he hasn't called with the news of anything big since.

    But all it would take is a single stroke of the oars to change everything. ;)

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    RE: Gelb-watch 2010

    Tom Gelb will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

    When Tom Gelb row trolls, speedboats have to watch out for HIM.

    A high tide means Tom Gelb is fishing your lake.

    A man once taunted Tom Gelb with a bag of Lay’s potato chips, saying “Betcha can’t eat just one!” Tom Gelb proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man without missing a row stroke.

    A picture is worth a thousand words. A Tom Gelb fish photo is worth 1 billion words.

    After taking a steroids test doctors informed Tom Gelb that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said “of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?”

    Tom Gelb began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make other fishermen less laughably pathetic.

    Tom Gelb flosses with a wire leader.

    Tom Gelb can jump-start a boat using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

    Tom Gelb stays warm in his boat by starting a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

    Before fishing, Tom Gelb will unscramble an egg for breakfast.

    Tom Gelb does not get frostbite. Tom Gelb bites frost

    Tom Gelb doesn’t go fishing because it implies the possibility of failure. Tom Gelb goes catching.

    Tom Gelb has more time for fishing because he doesn’t mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.

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    RE: Gelb-watch 2010

    Fenner and I are going out for "Tom Gelb Day" I'm going to make him row the 621....

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    RE: Gelb-watch 2010

    The Pope asked if I could come over and have some beer with him, said he'd send a driver in the Pope-mobile to pick me up.....

    I told him that I was kinda hoping that Tom Gelb just might call me, so I had to pass.....

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    RE: Gelb-watch 2010

    >Tom Gelb can jump-start a boat using jumper cables attached to
    >his nipples.

    lol

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    RE: Gelb-watch 2010

    Saw him parked at Lief's Cafe the other day, he was inside drinking coffee with his buddys and telling war stories.Good place for it with his 50#'er hanging on the wall.
    No doubt waiting for some cooler weather, it wasn't even below freezing. T.

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    RE: Gelb-watch 2010

    Didn't he cut the head off a dragon last year?

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    Which end is the sucker on?

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    RE: Gelb-watch 2010

    If you read the plaque that fish is mounted on, you will note that it was caught on November 30th, that gives Tom 12 full additional days to bring us to our knees. Then if he wants to; he can come down South by us here in Milwaukee and fish another 31 days till the fat lady sings on Pewaukeee Lake. I have a six-pack I will bet that he scores before November 30th.

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    RE: Gelb-watch 2010

    Back in the day didn't Tom use Paul Bunyan and the Blue Ox for bait?/ I think I saw something about that in a back issue somewhere.

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